- satan: let there be wifi passwords
- satan: let there be calories
- satan: let there be post limit
- satan: let there be swag
- satan: let there be crocs
- satan: let there be twilight
- me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
- me: *puts earphones in*
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- me: oh right
- me: *plays music*
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
